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Wait.........what?
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Kinky.
![]() 09/01/2014 at 11:05 |
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O_O
![]() 09/01/2014 at 11:06 |
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I'm married. My wife only does it in the bedroom.
![]() 09/01/2014 at 11:07 |
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Be a male of the species
Think women belong in the kitchen
Watch every Gordon Ramsey reality show
Not find this odd
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I mean, we just took care of the shower... but ok!
![]() 09/01/2014 at 11:08 |
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Marriage tends to do that.
![]() 09/01/2014 at 11:09 |
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You're nuts! (In a good way!)
![]() 09/01/2014 at 11:12 |
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Shower is good. The other night I watched an episode of "Too Cute" on Animal Planet. There was a litter of puppies in a home that also had a hedge hog. It showed the hedge hog in a wading pool just loving the water. It was adorable! Does your hedge hog love the water too?
![]() 09/01/2014 at 11:13 |
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Do you know the three stages of marital sex? Stage 1: House sex. That's when you have sex all over the house. Stage 2: Bedroom sex. That's when you only have sex in the bedroom. Stage 3: Hallway sex. That's when you just pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"
![]() 09/01/2014 at 11:13 |
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Someone's gotta make sammiches.
![]() 09/01/2014 at 11:16 |
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Too funny!
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;D
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Annabelle does not particularly enjoy bathtime, or mani/pedi time (her nails grow like weeds), but she really likes snuggling afterwards and eating crickets. Have you seen the Too Cute with the baby sloths?? Eeeeeee!
![]() 09/01/2014 at 11:21 |
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Interesting that she doesn't particularly like baths. I haven't seen the baby sloth episode.
![]() 09/01/2014 at 11:25 |
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harsh but fair (to be honest)
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![]() 09/01/2014 at 13:15 |
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Terribly brutally true.